Tuesday, March 13, 2007

primitive radio gods

mr jung,

we regret to inform you that your goldfish, sal, as passed away.
we are deeply sadden on your behalf and we send our sincerest of condolences to you and your family who have taken time to raise her up with so much care.
she was a great fish who finished her food and never said no the bloodworms.
she weighed a mere 400grams when she passed away
she has been flushed down the toilet bowl of the 2nd floor of your house with full pressure. it was painless.
she will be missed dearly

may she rest in piss.

love,
younger brother

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