i'm hungry. are you?

waiter

hi, can i have grilled chicken cajun burger with mash potatoes with brown sauce on the side without the potato bits. i'd like the the chicken not too cooked, sort of like a medium rare on a rib eye steak. please tell the chef also to trim out the fats of the the chicken but leave the skin still intact. and for the vege's i'd like to have the tomatoes without the seeds, and the lettuce in a symmetrical circular shape, with caesar dressing if you dont mind. and for the sesame seed buns, i'd like you to also tell the chef i dont want the seeds, so please do remove it. instead of butter on both buns, i'd like extra virgin olive oil. and please serve it out within 3 mins, although i know it's a full house in this 99 seated full resturant, i find myself to be quite full and i think i deserve it quicker than the rest due to my profound celebrity status that is self proclaimed by me.

if my order is not met, i'll leave this place for another eatery right across the road for the same order and ill send in a very bad review to the straits times due to my unpleasant experience. afterall, the customer is always right.

posted by jonathan @ 1:37 PM