Dubecco's Modified Eagles Medium
i was out with hazel today just to hang out and to find my piece of mind or solace i might assume. what i thought to be one of the usual nights of ranting and hoping for some miracle to turn back time again, ended up to be a night of constant nagging with a touch of jacking of each other like every other day in school where often times i'd leave the lecture theatre smiling from the satisfaction of not being decapitated for all the sarcastic and even so piercing remarks we both make to each other.jon:
when i die, i'd like my ashes to be placed in a petridish, with Dubecco's Modified Eagles Medium, supplemented with maybe some steriods, so that if, eventually grow in the culture, i'd be big and strong.
hazel:
that's damn silly, how in the world can that happen?
jon:
do u believe in the big bang theory? we were all made by the crashing of some carbons in space, so, if some how my ashes which are carbon, crash as well to form some sort of life, i'd grow again.
hazel:
i can't believe you thought of that
jon:
but fuck, i'd be an eagle named dubecco. now that aint right.
too much science isnt exactly a good thing considering my industry is almost about saturated with them china migrants who failed my attachment and hence the production of a nonsense scientist like me who'd think of putting my ashes into a petridish with media that is normally used to grow sheets of mouse brain cells, and expect a brand new me to appear again.
posted by jonathan @ 11:42 PM
1 Comments:
thanks la, i'm a scarcastic nag? you cut me deep man jon, to think i taught you the secret shake! anyway, we'll go fishing soon okay? at least you can decapitate the bloody fish,not me,hah! And jungy, remember okay, we still have lots more to do and see and eat and shit and drink and walk up,down till you sweat like a pig while i remain as cool as a chocolate skinned cucumber. haha. lala la gayhairymen's owner forever with you!
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